The Chairman of the Joint Chief of Sexiness is here to start your Monday with some humor. Mexico and Canada are strengthening their borders in response to various issues, including concerns about liberal celebrities overwhelming obesity treatment centers. It’s quite a situation.Â
Recent events involving Donald Trump, Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski, and Joe Biden are making headlines. The Harris campaign paid Oprah more than originally reported, and an Air Portugal flight was grounded due to hamsters running loose. It’s been quite a week.Â
You can also read about a mayor vowing to defy Trump’s immigration policies, a warning about ‘winter penis,’ and an apology from Snow White star Rachel Zegler. The article includes a humorous take on Trump’s recent rally and the current state of the Democrat Party.Â
It delves into the flaws of identity politics, the rise of figures like Musk and Rogan as symbols of resistance, and the inability of the left to create its own media icons. The piece ends with a call for the Democrats to mature and change their approach to governance and communication.Â
Written by Fox News staff.
